We have just lost two of our *cough* most valued work placements to date.
I just thought I'd share their brilliant plans of action with everyone out there on the internet!
First of all WP1 told us that he has decided to open a business up. At first we played along, he could possibly get money for a small business, so why not?
He told us that he was going to open the Derry's department store that has been closed for a year or so now again, rename it Ragamuffins and pay his employees £10/hour.
The man in question is a scruffy miserable sort who for all the 8 weeks he was with us had a green tinge on his face.
He doesn't have any business partners and seems to think it would all just work for him....
So that is WP1.
WP2 made us laugh with his ever changing story.
He apparently had a job in a nursing home. Just he had to have the interview on Wednesday, but he was the only male who worked for them, even though he doesn't have the job yet.
He doesn't need to send a CRB check to the nursing home because the person who is doing his NVQ is going to send his old one to them... When told he can't do that he accused everyone of lying to him (them not us.)
He then told us he'd be working full time... 30 hours. When we pointed out 30 hours isn't full time he said that the matron keeps changing his hours. He then said his hours would be 4 nights of 10 hours each then some day shifts, which already takes him over 30 hours anyway.
He then said he already had the uniform from another job, though as Jeannette's daughter is in caring, she knows you have to give the uniform back at the end of the job. But he had no reason why he'd have the uniform.
It was a fun day my last day with them, and I hope that both their dreams come true.... For some reason I don't think they will!
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