So me and David have been talking, and what we've been talking about is his friends name. His friend is called Chris Trace and unlike David Jefferson, which is such a long name that by the time you've finished saying it you are too bored to add an insult, Chris's name is perfect to tag random thing onto the end of it.
So without wanting to offend any Chris Trace's that might come across this blog, this is the terrible blog of Chris Trace.
Chris Trace is a fool.
Chris Trace likes to choke it in the bathroom.
Chris, as in Chris Chris, as in Chris Trace Chris, as in Chris Trace Trace Chris as in Trace Chris Chris Trace.
Chris Trace is a monkey.
Chris Trace is not a pirate.
Chris Trace drank all the rum.
Chris Trace shot first.
Chris Trace is a very naughty boy.
Chris Trace is a mangina.
Chris Trace likes vagina on motorcycles.
Try to substitute Chris Trace with David Jefferson or many other names and it just wouldn't sound the same.
Yes my third blog was a load of pointless crap.
And if Chris reads this I would just like to take this moment to totally lay the blame on David, he made me do it, he viciously attacked me and made me do it. And half of them he came up with. Yes its all David's fault!
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